• any kind of demon/spirit/etc:     so you summoned me just so you could have someone to talk to and are even willing to give anything in return...... just to have someone. to talk to. me. you want to talk to me. you summoned me to talk
  • me:     no. i mean, yeah, that's it exactly, and that was the course of action in a nutshell right up until your judgmental tone and expression made me start considering other possibilities. like summoning someone else. someone that isn't rude

ox-miss-a:

itsprettyp:

thebluegeranium:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

I STUDIED HISTORY OF ART FOR SIX YEARS AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHIN

One of my favorites

It’s pretty accurate too haha. I love art history… & I love this informative spice to it.

adudesblog:

😂😂😂
Stop her!!!

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

Things Only 90s Kids Will Understand

superretroheart:

  • Sock’em Boppers
  • Yo-yo Balls
  • Zubaz
  • The crushing realization that you’re stuck between a generation of people who believed that hard work could accomplish anything and that you should live your dreams, while the generation that came immediately after you is living far better by being in the right place at the right time and having the foresight to study in newly developed fields, thus leaving you to tend to your hopeless, demolished expectations and dreams for the future
  • Pogs

The nicest thing someone has ever told me is that my lips remind them a lot of Milla Jovovich’s lips

20aliens:

Jeff Brouws